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    Hilarious Greeting Cards - Classic Quotes With Funny Photos

    Check out are these hilarious greeting cards - great quotes with very funny pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Classic, hilarious quotations with great photos. We dare you to try not to laugh.

    One Must Always Be Different - Greeting Card
    "In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel
    What Good Can Come - Card
    "What good can come from a day that starts with getting up."
    Start With A Smile - Card
    "Start every day with a smile, and get it over with."
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    The Trouble With Resisting - Card
    "The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance."
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    What Dreadful Hot Weather We Have - Greeting Card
    "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance."
    A Woman's Work  - Greeting Card
    "A woman's work is never doneÖ"
    Ever Stop To Think  - Greeting Card
    "Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again?"
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    Housework Never Killed Anybody - Greeting Card
    "Housework never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" ~ Edgar Bergen and Phyllis Diller
    Of All The Things We Have Lost - Card
    "Of all the things we have lost, it is our mind that we miss the most."
    Anybody Who Doesn't Know What Soap Tastes Like - Card
    "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog." ~ Franklin P. Jones
    Reg. Price: $2.50
    Sale Price: $1.00
    A Door Is What A Dog - Card
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." ~ Ogden Nash
    Reg. Price: $2.50
    Sale Price: $1.75
    All We Need To Make Us Really Happy - Card
    "All we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about." ~ Charles Kingsley
    Those Were The Days - Card
    "Those were the days."
    Housekeeping Ain't No Joke - Card
    "Housekeeping Ain't No Joke." ~ Louisa May Alcott
    Donít Tell My Mother - Card
    "Don't tell my mother I'm in politics. She thinks I'm playing piano in a brothel." ~ Anonymous
    In An Orderly World - Card
    "In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
    You Know You Are Middle-Aged - Card
    "You know you are middle-aged when caution is the only thing you care to exercise." ~ Anonymous

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