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Funny Greeting Cards - Classic Quotes With Funny Photos

Check out are these very funny greeting cards - great quotes with hilarious pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Great combinations of funny quotations and entertaining pictures. We dare you to try not to laugh.



My Life Has A Superb Cast - Card
"My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot."
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Lose Your Mind - Card
"They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." ~ Malcolm Cowley
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One Must Always Be Different - Greeting Card
"In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel
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Too Much Of A Good Thing - Greeting Card
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." ~Mae West
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If You Want A Thing Done Well  - Greeting Card
"If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it." ~Bette Davis
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The Only Way To Keep Your Health - Card
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." ~ Mark Twain
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It Is Hard Enough To Remember My Opinions - Card
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, let alone remembering my reasons for them." ~ Frederick Nietzche
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Some Friends Please - Card
"Some friends please, some friends squeeze, some give the heart a tug..."
$2.50
You Know You Are Middle-Aged - Card
"You know you are middle-aged when caution is the only thing you care to exercise." ~ Anonymous
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Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card
"Elegance is good taste, plus a dash of daring." ~ Carmel Snow
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In An Orderly World - Card
"In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
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My Life To Live Again - Card
"If I had my life to live again, I would make the same mistakes, only sooner." ~ Tallulah Bankhead
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Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card
"Elegance is good taste, plus a dash of daring." ~ Carmel Snow
$2.50

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