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You Haven't Had Enough Coffee  - Card

You Haven't Had Enough Coffee - Card

Item #:bp498
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Quote: "You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running."

Author: Jeff Bezos

Inside: Blank

Type: Greeting Card, 5 x 7 in., with envelope.

Availability: Usually ships the next business day.

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Borealis Press cards are great for sharing thoughts with a special friend, brightening someone's day with a laugh, or even for keeping as a gentle reminder to yourself.

This card makes a great everyday card.

Description: A man covered with tangled up yarn.

Keywords: Jeff Bezos quote greeting card, funny greeting card, guy covered in a knot of yarn, man in a bunch of thread or yarn, man knitting, in a mess of yarn.

Topic: funny cards

All cards from The Borealis Press Quote Unquote series are printed with soy inks, on acid-free, chlorine-free recycled paper.

Please note: The "(C) Borealis Press, Inc." watermark does NOT appear on the actual card. Likewise, the printed photo and text are much clearer on the card.

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