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Our Most Popular Birthday Cards for Clients

These are the top ten birthday cards for clients, as "voted" on by our business customers (by buying them in quantity). A personally written birthday card on their birthday is a great reminder to your clients that they're important to you. And, a funny card gets shown around the office and maybe put on display.

As a professional, of course you know the importance of keeping in touch with your clients, patients, or customers. Email or an e-card might work in a pinch, but a real paper greeting card delivered through the mail makes a much stronger impression, especially when it comes with a short personal note from you.



Anyone Who Keeps The Ability To See Beauty - Happy Birthday Card
"Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old." ~ Franz Kafka
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The Great Thing About Getting Old - Birthday Card
"The great thing about getting old is that you don't lose all the other ages you have been." ~ Madeleine L'Engle
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Truer Than True, Youer Than You -  Happy Birthday Card
"Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you." ~ Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss)
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Discovered the Meaning of Life - Happy Birthday Card
"I think I've discovered the meaning of life. You just hang around until you get used to it." ~ Charles M. Schulz
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Live The Life You've Imagined - Happy Birthday Card
"Live the life you've imagined." ~ Henry David Thoreau
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I See You Haven't Gotten A Bit Older  -  Funny Birthday Card
"I see you haven't gotten a bit older."
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The Meaning Of Life - Birthday Card
"The meaning of life? I know I left it somewhere..."
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Pretty Good So Far - Birthday Card
"Pretty good so far..."
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Lose Your Mind - Card
"They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." ~ Malcolm Cowley
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Birthdays Are Good For You - Birthday Card
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!" ~ Larry Lorenzoni
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Moderation Is For Monks - Birthday Card
"Moderation is for monks." ~ Robert Heinlein
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May You Live All The Days Of Your Life  -  Happy Birthday Card
"May you live all the days of your life." ~ Jonathan Swift
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Wake Me When You Look Your Age - Birthday Card
"Another Birthday? Wake me when you look your age."
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It Makes Me Smile - Sweet Happy Birthday Card
"It makes me smile to see you enjoying yourself."
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Going With The Flow - Birthday Card
"When going with the flow is not enough...Put your feet up and have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
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There Are Many Ways To Make An Impact  -  Funny Birthday Card
"There are many ways to make an impact, and it's your day to go for it..."
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One Loyal Friend Is Worth - Birthday Card
"One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives." ~ Latin Proverb
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Life Is One Damned Thing - Birthday Card
"Life is one damned thing after another." ~ Elbert Hubbard
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Life Is Short. Drink Good Wine  - Funny Birthday Card
"Life is short. Drink good wine. Life is short. Drink any wine." ~ Peter Roy
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Cake? You said cake?? -  Funny Birthday Card
"Cake? You said cake??"
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Be Yourself - Happy Birthday Card
"Feeling special today? Be yourself, everybody else is already taken." ~ Oscar Wilde
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Mind Over Matter - Happy Birthday Card
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." ~ Satchel Paige
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Time Marches On  -  Funny Birthday Card
"Time marches on. Don't step in anything on the way."
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If You Rest, Your Rust  -  Funny Birthday Card
"If you rest, you rust." ~ Helen Hayes
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If you're looking for more of an everyday card for your professional clients, check out our top keep in touch cards for clients, as "voted" for by our professional customers (by buying them in quantity, and more than once). The volume discount applies on any card or magnet (other than boxed holiday cards) in our store.

Check out more of our classic birthday cards!

We also have a featured collection of keep in touch cards for clients.



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