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Birthday Quote Cards

Check out are great birthday quote cards - some funny, some touching, all perfect for a true friend or best friend's birthday, or any occasion - from Borealis Press and QuoteArts.com. Great combinations of quotations and entertaining pictures that are particularly well suited for birthdays.



Be Yourself - Happy Birthday Card
"Feeling special today? Be yourself, everybody else is already taken." ~ Oscar Wilde
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The Secret To Eternal Youth  -  Funny Birthday Card
"The secret to eternal youth is arrested development." ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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There Are Many Ways To Make An Impact  -  Funny Birthday Card
"There are many ways to make an impact, and it's your day to go for it..."
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Cake? You said cake?? -  Funny Birthday Card
"Cake? You said cake??"
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Going To Make My Own Card  -  Funny Birthday Card
"I was going to make my own card, but I ate the crayon."
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Time Marches On  -  Funny Birthday Card
"Time marches on. Don't step in anything on the way."
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May You Live All The Days Of Your Life  -  Happy Birthday Card
"May you live all the days of your life." ~ Jonathan Swift
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Too Much Of A Good Thing  -  Funny Birthday Card
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." ~ Mae West
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I See You Haven't Gotten A Bit Older  -  Funny Birthday Card
"I see you haven't gotten a bit older."
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Great Friendships Feel Like They Have Old Roots  -  Birthday Card
"Great friendships feel like they have old roots."
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Dom Perignon In A Sippy Cup  -  Funny Birthday Card
"Dom Perignon in a sippy cup please, and hold the wisecracks."
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After A Certain Age  -  Funny Birthday Card
"After a certain age every birthday is a triumph." ~ Old Chinese proverb
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To The Next Crazy Venture  -  Funny Birthday Card
"We lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies" ~ Jack Kerouac
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Going With The Flow - Birthday Card
"When going with the flow is not enough...Put your feet up and have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
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Live The Life You've Imagined - Happy Birthday Card
"Live the life you've imagined." ~ Henry David Thoreau
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The Meaning Of Life - Birthday Card
"The meaning of life? I know I left it somewhere..."
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Some Friends Leave Footprints - Birthday Card
"Some friends leave footprints in your heart." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
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Mind Over Matter - Card
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
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Another Birthday - Birthday Card
"Another birthday? Don't give it a thought."
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All Men Over Forty Are Scoundrels - Birthday Card
"All men over forty are scoundrels." ~ G. Bernard Shaw
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Reality Doesn't Go Away - Birthday Card
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." ~ Philip K. Dick
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One Loyal Friend Is Worth - Birthday Card
"One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives." ~ Latin Proverb
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Lose Your Mind - Card
"They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." ~ Malcolm Cowley
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About Middle Age - Card
"The really frightening thing about middle age is knowing that you will grow out of it."
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Live As Long As You May - Greeting Card
"Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life." ~Robert Southey
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Wake Me When You Look Your Age - Birthday Card
"Another Birthday? Wake me when you look your age."
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Mind Over Matter - Happy Birthday Card
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." ~ Satchel Paige
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Life Is One Damned Thing - Birthday Card
"Life is one damned thing after another." ~ Elbert Hubbard
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All Your Fans Are On Their Feet - Birthday Card
"All your fans are on their feet. The sourpusses and the sweet..." ~ Elbert Hubbard
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After A Certain Age - Card
"After a certain age every birthday is a triumph." ~ Old Chinese proverb
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You're On The Right Road - Happy Birthday Card
"You're on the right road if you're happy when you're lost." ~ Mark Baldwin
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Growing Old - It's Interesting Greeting Card
"Growing Old - it's not nice, but it's interesting." ~ Johan August Strindberg
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Moderation Is For Monks - Birthday Card
"Moderation is for monks." ~ Robert Heinlein
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Discovered the Meaning of Life - Happy Birthday Card
"I think I've discovered the meaning of life. You just hang around until you get used to it." ~ Charles M. Schulz
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Call It A Clan - Birthday Card
"Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one." ~ Jane Howard
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Pretty Good So Far - Birthday Card
"Pretty good so far..."
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Check Here If You’d Prefer Just A Card - Happy Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday! Check here if you'd prefer just a card..."
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Oh Joy, Oh, Joy  -  Happy Birthday Card
"OH JOY, OH JOY, to be in the world with you!"
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On Your Birthday - Happy Birthday Card
"On your Birthday you must do four things at the same time." Birthday Card
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Birthdays Are Good For You - Birthday Card
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!" ~ Larry Lorenzoni
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The Only Way To Get Old  - Funny Birthday Card
"The only way to get old is to outlive enthusiasm." ~ Henry David Thoreau
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You Miss 100% Of The Shots  -  Birthday Card
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." ~ Wayne Gretzky
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Life Is Short. Drink Good Wine  - Funny Birthday Card
"Life is short. Drink good wine. Life is short. Drink any wine." ~ Peter Roy
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It Makes Me Smile - Sweet Happy Birthday Card
"It makes me smile to see you enjoying yourself."
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Someone To Tell On - Funny Birthday Card
"It's nice knowing someone like you. Someone to lean on, someone to count on, someone to tell on."
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If You Don't Grow Up By Middle Age  -  Funny Birthday Card
"If you don't grow up by middle age, you don't have to." ~ James Gurney
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If You Rest, Your Rust  -  Funny Birthday Card
"If you rest, you rust." ~ Helen Hayes
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It's Not The Years In The Life  -  Funny Birthday Card
"It's not the years in the life. It's the life in the years." ~ Abraham Lincoln
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All This Talk About Age Is Foolish  -  Funny Birthday Card
"I think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I'm one year older, everyone else is too." ~ Gloria Swanson
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Truer Than True, Youer Than You -  Happy Birthday Card
"Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you." ~ Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss)
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Save The Trouble Of Primping -  Happy Birthday Card
"The great thing about getting old is that you don't lose all the other ages you have been." ~ Madeleine L'Engle
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The Oldest You Have Ever Been - Quotable Card
"We only regret what we don't do in life." ~ Kristin Hannah
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New Day Happy Birthday Card
"New day...Many good miles ahead."
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Happy Birthday Dear You -  Happy Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday Dear You!"
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We're Not Over The Hill -  Happy Birthday Card
"We're not over the hill. We're just heading up the mountain."
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Friendship Multiplies The Goodness In Life -  Happy Birthday Card
"Friendship multiplies the goodness of life." ~ Baltasar Gracian
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Pour Yourself A Drink -  Happy Birthday Card
"Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together." ~ Elizabeth Taylor
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Middle-Age Is The Time -  Funny Happy Birthday Card
"Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two I'll feel as good as new." ~ Don Marquis
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Relax Your Mind -  Funny Happy Birthday Card
"Relax your mind, Relax your mind, Make you live a great long time." ~ Huddie William (Lead Belly) Ledbetter
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Don't Be Normal -  Funny Happy Birthday Card
"Don't be normal. You have a reputation to uphold." ~ Joan Bauer
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