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    Birthday Quote Cards

    Check out are great birthday quote cards - some funny, some touching, all perfect for a true friend or best friend's birthday, or any occasion - from Borealis Press and QuoteArts.com. Great combinations of quotations and entertaining pictures that are particularly well suited for birthdays.



    Be Yourself - Happy Birthday Card
    "Feeling special today? Be yourself, everybody else is already taken." ~ Oscar Wilde
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    The Secret To Eternal Youth  -  Funny Birthday Card
    "The secret to eternal youth is arrested development." ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    There Are Many Ways To Make An Impact  -  Funny Birthday Card
    "There are many ways to make an impact, and it's your day to go for it..."
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    OMG! -  Funny Birthday Card
    "OMG!."
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    Cake? You said cake?? -  Funny Birthday Card
    "Cake? You said cake??"
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    Sale Price: $2.45
    Going To Make My Own Card  -  Funny Birthday Card
    "I was going to make my own card, but I ate the crayon."
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    May You Live All The Days Of Your Life  -  Happy Birthday Card
    "May you live all the days of your life." ~ Jonathan Swift
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    I See You Haven't Gotten A Bit Older  -  Funny Birthday Card
    "I see you haven't gotten a bit older."
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Great Friendships Feel Like They Have Old Roots  -  Birthday Card
    "Great friendships feel like they have old roots."
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    Dom Perignon In A Sippy Cup  -  Funny Birthday Card
    "Dom Perignon in a sippy cup please, and hold the wisecracks."
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    After A Certain Age  -  Funny Birthday Card
    "After a certain age every birthday is a triumph." ~ Old Chinese proverb
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    To The Next Crazy Venture  -  Funny Birthday Card
    "We lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies" ~ Jack Kerouac
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Live The Life You've Imagined - Happy Birthday Card
    "Live the life you've imagined." ~ Henry David Thoreau
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Some Friends Leave Footprints - Birthday Card
    "Some friends leave footprints in your heart." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    Another Birthday - Birthday Card
    "Another birthday? Don't give it a thought."
    Reg. Price: $2.50
    Sale Price: $1.00
    All Men Over Forty Are Scoundrels - Birthday Card
    "All men over forty are scoundrels." ~ G. Bernard Shaw
    Reg. Price: $2.50
    Sale Price: $1.00
    Reality Doesn't Go Away - Birthday Card
    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." ~ Philip K. Dick
    Reg. Price: $2.50
    Sale Price: $1.00
    One Loyal Friend Is Worth - Birthday Card
    "One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives." ~ Latin Proverb
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    Lose Your Mind - Card
    "They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." ~ Malcolm Cowley
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    Mind Over Matter - Happy Birthday Card
    "Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." ~ Satchel Paige
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    You're On The Right Road - Happy Birthday Card
    "You're on the right road if you're happy when you're lost." ~ Mark Baldwin
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    Moderation Is For Monks - Birthday Card
    "Moderation is for monks." ~ Robert Heinlein
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Discovered the Meaning of Life - Happy Birthday Card
    "I think I've discovered the meaning of life. You just hang around until you get used to it." ~ Charles M. Schulz
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Call It A Clan - Birthday Card
    "Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one." ~ Jane Howard
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Birthdays Are Good For You - Birthday Card
    "Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!" ~ Larry Lorenzoni
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    The Only Way To Get Old  - Funny Birthday Card
    "The only way to get old is to outlive enthusiasm." ~ Henry David Thoreau
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    You Miss 100% Of The Shots  -  Birthday Card
    "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." ~ Wayne Gretzky
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    Sale Price: $2.07
    Life Is Short. Drink Good Wine  - Funny Birthday Card
    "Life is short. Drink good wine. Life is short. Drink any wine." ~ Peter Roy
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    It Makes Me Smile - Sweet Happy Birthday Card
    "It makes me smile to see you enjoying yourself."
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    Someone To Tell On - Funny Birthday Card
    "It's nice knowing someone like you. Someone to lean on, someone to count on, someone to tell on."
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    If You Don't Grow Up By Middle Age  -  Funny Birthday Card
    "If you don't grow up by middle age, you don't have to." ~ James Gurney
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    If You Rest, Your Rust  -  Funny Birthday Card
    "If you rest, you rust." ~ Helen Hayes
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    It's Not The Years In The Life  -  Funny Birthday Card
    "It's not the years in the life. It's the life in the years." ~ Abraham Lincoln
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    All This Talk About Age Is Foolish  -  Funny Birthday Card
    "I think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I'm one year older, everyone else is too." ~ Gloria Swanson
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    Truer Than True, Youer Than You -  Happy Birthday Card
    "Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you." ~ Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss)
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    Save The Trouble Of Primping -  Happy Birthday Card
    "The great thing about getting old is that you don't lose all the other ages you have been." ~ Madeleine L'Engle
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    The Oldest You Have Ever Been - Quotable Card
    "We only regret what we don't do in life." ~ Kristin Hannah
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    New Day Happy Birthday Card
    "New day...Many good miles ahead."
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    Happy Birthday Dear You -  Happy Birthday Card
    "Happy Birthday Dear You!"
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    We're Not Over The Hill -  Happy Birthday Card
    "We're not over the hill. We're just heading up the mountain."
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    Friendship Multiplies The Goodness In Life -  Happy Birthday Card
    "Friendship multiplies the goodness of life." ~ Baltasar Gracian
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Pour Yourself A Drink -  Happy Birthday Card
    "Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together." ~ Elizabeth Taylor
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Middle-Age Is The Time -  Funny Happy Birthday Card
    "Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two I'll feel as good as new." ~ Don Marquis
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    Relax Your Mind -  Funny Happy Birthday Card
    "Relax your mind, Relax your mind, Make you live a great long time." ~ Huddie William (Lead Belly) Ledbetter
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    Don't Be Normal -  Funny Happy Birthday Card
    "Don't be normal. You have a reputation to uphold." ~ Joan Bauer
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Appropriate Number Of Candles -  Happy Birthday Card
    "As it turns out, the appropriate number of candles will set the party on fire."
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Always Choose Yourself -  Happy Birthday Card
    "You wake up every morning with the option of being anyone you wish. How beautiful that you always choose yourself." ~ Taylor Kent White
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    What Girls Are Made Of -  Happy Birthday Card
    "The heck with sugar and spice. Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, talent, guts. That's what girls are made of." ~ Bethany Hamilton
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45

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